SAME DAY THIEVERY, a phenomenon sweeping the nation!
Have you had your package stolen? Then youve experienced the swift and silent service of Amazon Crime! You dont even need to sign up, they come to you! 100% run by independent workers and quick pickup at your doorstep.
Are you in need of a little something extra yourself? Then join on in, no signing up, simply start pickup in your own neighborhood!
(TABBY does not condone package theft, especially when its his own packages)
Love this.
Stop coming up with all the good ideas! J/K, great job as always my friend.